the World According to Ward

I just put up my new bio in which I interviewed myself. I’ve found that I have a really good rapport with myself. I almost finish my own sentences. I really understand where I’m coming from. I just wish I could have worked in more about Battlestar Galactica. I’m sad that the 2nd season is over and the third season won’t come out till october or some such nonsense. I think I’ll have Jim and Nick’s Barbecue for dinner tonight. Album is at Discmakers in production and they think they’ll be able to get it to me by april 6…plenty of time for the tour. Keep checking wardwilliams.net, cause you know I’ll be selling them there. Okay, nappy time!

So…I’m pretty much done with my album. Last saturday, I went staight from work at 11 to rebellion road studios, and ash and i stayed up all night mixing and mastering, then I went straight back to work on sunday at 4…my apologies to all my tables for my lackadaisacal attitude….although I think it served me well. everyone got their food on time and seemed to enjoy themselves. But I digress.
The point is that I’m launching my album in a pr fury, I’m gonna be huge!!!! You are pretty lucky to know me, cause I’m about to win 100 grammys. My debut album rocks, and you gonna love that shit!! it drops early april and I’m goin on tour to support it starting april 12 (see show dates). Hem makes pretty music. I’ll be their neighbor when i move to NYC.
Any how, Please get my record when it comes out and help me live the dream. I promise to support all of your endeavors in any way I can. seriously…unless you wanna kill people. I won’t support that….unless you want to kill evil people. Like osama bin douchebag.
I had a nice amount of drinks tonight….hope you did too….
love wardie